Are you already April 1st-proof?

Monday is that one day that is dreaded once a year: April 1st. On which you are either the joker or the victim. But don't worry, we got you! If you want to stay on the toilet a little longer today, we have created a quiz especially for you. This way you can have fun and hide at the same time. And who knows, maybe you will come up with some great ideas to get back at everyone ;)

Quiz: What Does Your Toilet Behavior Say About Your Personality? (Add Up Your Answers)

How often do you replace your toilet roll?

• Every day, is that weird?

• When the roll is finished

• A few times a week

How long do you sit on the toilet?

• You often fall asleep on the toilet

• You are faster than the toilet flushes

• Long enough to read a blog from The Good Roll

How much toilet paper do you use during one visit to the toilet?

• You keep rolling until you're done

• As little as possible

• You make sure the role doesn't get dizzy

How do you react when you suddenly run out of toilet paper?

• You keep shouting until a roll appears

• You always have an emergency roll with you

• You improvise with the best you can find

What type of toilet paper do you use?

• Bamboo toilet paper

• Kraft toilet paper

• Recycled toilet paper

Results: Who are you?

Mostly A's: King or Queen of the Toilet You definitely like luxury when it comes to doing your business. You sit on the toilet as long as possible to avoid other tasks and use as much soft toilet paper as possible.

Most B's: A nature lover You always think about your actions on the toilet and come up with the best ideas when you can do your business. Sustainability is important to you and you try to pay attention to this as much as possible.

Most C's: A practical pooper You are creative and experience little stress. You take your time when you are on the toilet and think about what you can do after your toilet visit.

Not done with your toilet visit yet? Don't worry! Here are 101 ways to say you need to do a big job in a different way:

1. To poop.

2. To shit.

3. To clay.

4. To poop.

5. To mourn.

6. Bolts.

7. Threes (Achterhoeks).

8. Bamsen.

9. To rattle.

10. To rest.

11. To bat.

12. Dirken.

13. Reetracing.

14. Trumpeting.

15. Laying bricks.

16. To print.

17. Grooming.

18. Work to be done.

19. Knitting a brown sweater.

20. Feeding the toilet duck.

21. Sanitary relaxation.

22. A (brown) bear drowning.

23. Laying sleepers.

24. Letting brownie out.

25. Blowing the back.

26. Eating upside down.

27. Knitting a brown tie.

28. Make a clay dino.

29. Screaming from the crack of my ass.

30. To scream from my little star.

31. Press or remove a brown spot or splinter from my back.

32. Just shifting my spine.

33. Received a fax from Darmstadt.

34. To make an analysis.

35. Tear open a bag of garden soil.

36. Extend the back with a dotted line.

37. To move the beard (Twents).

38. Have about three bars behind it.

39. Foundation of the pot.

40. Make a printout.

41. Coughing out of your pants.

42. To puke from the ass.

43. Just expressing my back.

44. Download.

45. Roll up the currant.

46. To have everything behind you.

47. Throw a spanner in the works.

48. The hemorrhoids are hoeed.

49. Baking a cake.

50. Go from knallenstein.

51. The afterbirth will probably come soon.

52. Building a log cabin.

53. To lay an 'egg' (Limburgish).

54. Put the brown stallion in the stable! (West Frisian).

55. To cough from the hip.

56. To sting a mole (Old Dutch?).

57. Making a Forrest Dump (pooping in the woods).

58. Launching a porpoise.

59. Rolling a bun.

60. Just pay my sewer tax.

61. Building a small dam.

62. Just get it out of my ass.

63. Prepare a laxative report.

64. Lubricate the hemorrhoids.

65. Sending something by pneumatic tube.

66. Hendrik buried (Groningen).

67. Mr. Brown reports.

68. Put Nelson Mandela on the train/boat.

69. Even remove Kluivert from the selection.

70. Anyone who doesn't pay will have to leave.

71. He's already giving head butts.

72. Gosh, I didn't know I had it in me...

73. It's urgent, I'm already dilated.

74. Just look at that pale boy with the glasses.

75. It was a double flush again.

76. There's a brown bear rattling at the fence.

77. Just doing my stretching exercises.

78. Just shake the potatoes.

79. He's already sticking his tongue out.

80. I can already feel it pressing against the fabric.

81. Better in the open air than in a stuffy hole.

82. Just off to the office.

83. Emptying my rectum.

84. Do sphincter exercises.

85. Just off to the printer.

86. Just push out a pipe of old food.

87. Making an offering to the toilet gods.

88. I'm going to reign on the porcelain throne for a while.

89. Promote the manure surplus.

90. Blow-dry the hemorrhoids.

91. Even sputtering.

92. Just shit the lime off the pot.

93. To simmer.

94. To suit.

95. Reading the newspaper.

96. Just put the pot in the cashews.

97. Lay brown ashore.

98. To go where the king goes on foot.

99. Going to the shithouse.

100. Open the anal sluice.

101. To take a turd.

Hopefully we have made your toilet visit a little more fun and you enjoy this day even more!