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Welcome to your toilet break with The Good Roll!

Hey you! Did you know that the average toilet break lasts 2.17 minutes? That's why we created this page especially for you to entertain you during that time. No doomscrolling, but fun scrolling ! 🎉

🧻 Did you know... 🧻

You spend an average of one to three years of your life on the toilet. But don't worry, we'll make sure you spend that time wisely. Check out these fun links and facts, and make your toilet break a party!

🌐 Click, play and enjoy!

Here are the best websites to keep you entertained during your (poo) break:

  1. Paper Toilet – The Ultimate Toilet Game!
     How fast can you unroll a whole toilet roll? Test your speed!
  2. The Zen Zone
     Need some peace and quiet? Click above and get totally zen during your toilet break.
  3. Virtual Bubble Wrap
    Ready to pop some virtual bubble wrap? The perfect pastime!
  4. Falling Sand Game
     Play with digital sand and build your own sand world. Addictive and relaxing.
  5. Poop Clicker
     Click away as much poop as possible. Sounds weird, but it's secretly super funny!
  6. Staggering Beauty
     Move your mouse and make a weird figure dance on your screen, hilarious!
  7. Koalas to the Max
     Find a hidden image by moving your mouse. Very relaxing!

🎥 Prefer to gain knowledge? Then read on!

Curious about how your toilet paper changes the world? The Good Roll donates 50% of its profits to building toilets in Ghana. Watch our video and discover our story!

🧻 More fun toilet facts:

  • The first commercial toilet paper was introduced in 1857. Luckily, we now have a softer and more sustainable option at The Good Roll.
  • The average person uses 57 sheets of toilet paper per day. With The Good Roll, you get twice as much paper per roll , so you change less often!
  • Toilet paper has a huge impact on the environment. Every day, around 270,000 trees are cut down worldwide just for toilet paper. That's why we make our paper entirely from bamboo, 100% natural! Why bamboo, I hear you think?Read on quickly here !
  • The Good Roll saves a huge amount of water and energy every year. Our sustainable production process ensures that we use 50% less water and 30% less energy than with (currently) normal toilet paper.
  • Worldwide, the most used toilet paper is white, because bleached paper gives a cleaner and more hygienic feeling ! But... unbleached, bamboo paper like that of The Good Roll is better for the environment and for you!

Jokes Poop ! 💩

  • What do a turd and an orange have in common?
  • They both come from warm regions
  • What do you call poop next to a toilet?
    A typo.
  • Which glasses do you have trouble seeing with?
    A toilet seat.
  • What do you get when you turn 'lord' around? Poo .
    What do you get when you turn 'turd' around? Dirty hands .
  • What's the same about your butt and the desert?
    Cacti !
  • Jantje and daddy are sitting on the beach. Nice breeze says daddy.
    Yes, says Jantje, I'll leave you another one.

Join the toilet paper revolution! 🌎

Every roll of The Good Roll you use helps us build toilets in Ghana and has a positive impact on our planet. Read more about our mission !

This was your fun scrolling toilet break! With every roll of The Good Roll you contribute to a better future for the world and yourself. Until the next toilet break!

Ps: Don't forget to wipe :)

The Good Roll – Good for you, even better for the world. Try it now!